Matzah

Each matzah is without leaven, baked in a pan with holes so that it is touched by fire, striped, and pierced. Further the middle matzah is broken, wrapped in fine linen, and hidden until the third cup, which is the Cup of Redemption.

Amos 5:21 I hate, I despise your feast days, and I will not smell in your solemn assemblies.

Passover is a festival of joy. Check the long face at the door.

The Dark Knight rises, but the Matzah doesn't.

A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park He sat down on a bench and began eating. A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next to him. Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzoh to the blind man. The blind man ran his fingers over the matzoh for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, "Who wrote this crap?"